Wednesday, November 26, 2008

An English-Meezerese Dictionary

Okay, if you're a human you talk to a meezer but the meezer does not understand, and if you're a meezer you talk to a human but the human does not understand. Sound familiar? Well I'm here to help.

Lesson #1 - there is only one word in the Meezerese Dictionary and that word is "Wah" - just like a human baby says (which is why meezers can understand them). So anything a human wants to say to a meezer there is no need to search for the right word, there's only one word.

Homework assignment for humans - translate the following sentences into Meezerese:
1) Are you hungry?
2) Are you sleepy?
3) What happened to the carpet?

Answers tomorrow

Wednesday, August 27, 2008

Das Boots



Well I guess it's time to make predictions so I say this will be the year of the bird. Ducks and Eagles. Don't ask what my pads have to do with it.

Thursday, August 7, 2008

Nothin Says Lovin

Like Warm Sheets Right Outa The Oven
Kinda Hits A G-Spot

Recovery Day

No Train, No Pain. That's how I look at it. Anyway, this bag is too comfy.